Please, please, please, everyone reblog this. Please. I’m begging you.
dang grandpa you got some moves
It has come to my attention that on your hit television series, Bones, you have neglected to add some ritualistic heaping dosages of Zack Addy, AKA Zackaroni, AKA The King of The Lab. On the flip side, you have lots and lots of Cam Saroyan.
This must be remedied immediately.
A Concerned Fan of Bones
So I could have more time to be a Zelda-fag.
Of course I am! I’m just not on as much so I don’t get the time to talk to her as often, plus, we can’t exactly text due to the oversea money issue with phones.